OMG, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for work anymore. He said no and went crazy. HR and the police are now involved. LOL!
HR nightmare laughing about work on 2016-12-02 00:20:08
OMG, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? LOL!
Sorry? laughing about random bullshit on 2016-12-01 22:54:50
OMG, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. LOL!
CheeseLover laughing about geek on 2016-12-01 19:44:39
OMG, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. LOL!
ouch laughing about animals on 2016-12-01 18:38:59
OMG, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. LOL!
BohGlam laughing about work on 2016-12-01 15:30:07
OMG, I wrote a bad review for a pizza place after their pizza gave me food poisoning. Now, they won't stop calling me, begging me to take my review down in exchange for free pizza. I have tried to tell them that I wouldn't eat their pizza again even if I got paid to do so, but they won't listen. LOL!
KereKris laughing about health on 2016-12-01 14:18:35
OMG, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. LOL!
buttpain laughing about kids on 2016-12-01 13:29:32
OMG, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. LOL!
EggBomb laughing about random bullshit on 2016-12-01 13:22:24
OMG, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." LOL!
anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-12-01 11:00:45
OMG, I moved states to be with my soulmate in our new condo. It was also the day I took out a neighbor's balcony with my U-Haul. LOL!
crash and burn laughing about money on 2016-12-01 04:41:04