OMG, I have such an irrational fear of the noise my smoke detector makes when it goes off, that dying in my sleep from smoke inhalation or carbon monoxide poisoning sounds absolutely peachy by comparison. LOL!
on 2013-12-13 02:55:09
OMG, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" LOL!
on 2013-12-12 22:47:43
OMG, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. LOL!
on 2013-12-12 22:08:06
OMG, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. LOL!
on 2013-12-12 18:25:18
OMG, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. LOL!
on 2013-12-12 16:53:49
OMG, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. LOL!
on 2013-12-12 16:01:11
OMG, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". LOL!
on 2013-12-12 13:00:19
OMG, I saw the "big boss" unable to get the shredding machine to work, so I offered to help. Right after I turned it on and put the papers in, he said, "Great, make me 2 copies." LOL!
on 2013-12-12 09:29:19
OMG, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." LOL!
on 2013-12-12 09:28:00
OMG, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. LOL!
on 2013-12-12 06:27:03
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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