OMG, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2016-05-30 12:35:50
OMG, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. LOL!
tigerbyrn laughing about intimacy on 2016-05-30 11:35:39
OMG, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. LOL!
eebie jeebies laughing about animals on 2016-05-30 11:31:05
OMG, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds off sleep when my gf said "she wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. LOL!
halza laughing about love on 2016-05-30 07:03:47
OMG, I was at church singing and my solo came up and as I walked through the crowd this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It is was so hard to the point where my fake tooth came out. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-05-29 22:32:38
OMG, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. LOL!
ouch laughing about health on 2016-05-29 19:27:21
OMG, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. LOL!
Humpday laughing about love on 2016-05-29 17:36:42
OMG, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. LOL!
alucas3 laughing about transportation on 2016-05-29 16:14:27
OMG, I received an email asking for a Skype interview at 11 am sharp. I waited for half an hour. He never even accepted my contact request. LOL!
Heatherrolstonn laughing about work on 2016-05-29 16:13:33
OMG, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. LOL!
Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow laughing about kids on 2016-05-29 16:06:50