OMG, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. LOL!
on 2014-04-18 07:09:48
OMG, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. LOL!
on 2014-04-18 01:37:45
OMG, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 22:55:04
OMG, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". LOL!
on 2014-04-17 22:31:17
OMG, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 22:27:21
OMG, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 19:24:48
OMG, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 15:59:21
OMG, I had my first car accident. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen, then accidentally opened my car door straight into it as well when I went to give her my information. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 12:01:04
OMG, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. LOL!
on 2014-04-17 06:37:01
OMG, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories sake". LOL!
on 2014-04-16 23:14:06
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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