OMG, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. LOL!
WowOuch laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 23:02:27
OMG, while at the bakery shop, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." LOL!
Lika1712 laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 18:55:40
OMG, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2014-08-26 17:46:43
OMG, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. LOL!
alanh69 laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 15:12:48
OMG, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-08-26 14:11:05
OMG, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. LOL!
WTF, guys? laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 12:22:55
OMG, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-08-26 11:30:03
OMG, I was fixing the plumbing at my father-in-law's house. I told him to shut off the water and yell to me when he did. A few minutes later, I heard a yell and removed the pipe. I was met with a face full of water. Turns out he was just very excited when the Rangers beat the Mariners. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 07:27:25
OMG, I was staying in my family friend's house in France. The church bells ring every hour which I thought was cute. Until 8 this morning where they rang 24 times. LOL!
hellangelrose laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 03:48:59
OMG, I had to go to a public restroom. I have anxiety problems and can't go unless I'm the only one in the room. Another girl came in right after me, and I was waiting for her to leave. She was also waiting. After a while, I left first and had to hold my pee for a few more hours. LOL!
DumbAndYoung laughing about random bullshit on 2014-08-26 00:17:02