OMG, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. LOL!
bbcgj laughing about random bullshit on 2015-07-04 05:30:34
OMG, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2015-07-04 04:55:51
OMG, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2015-07-04 02:25:53
OMG, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. LOL!
alison laughing about intimacy on 2015-07-04 01:02:11
OMG, I had to lie to my coworkers about me and some guy beating the absolute shite out of each other in a bar fight, all to avoid admitting my black eye was from my 7 year old son punching me in the face the other day. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2015-07-03 23:41:33
OMG, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2015-07-03 23:29:57
OMG, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. LOL!
okaydisarray laughing about random bullshit on 2015-07-03 22:31:47
OMG, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2015-07-03 21:45:08
OMG, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about kids on 2015-07-03 21:12:08
OMG, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. LOL!
notquitejuliet laughing about random bullshit on 2015-07-03 20:54:09