OMG, my class went for a hike through the woods near our school to destress during finals. While walking downhill towards the edge of the lake, I tripped and tumbled down the hill, and ended up diving head first into the lake. I had to hike back to the school soaking wet. LOL!
At Least it was Warm Out
on 2016-05-05 21:35:44
OMG, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 17:48:12
OMG, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 17:00:16
OMG, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 14:44:59
OMG, my 4 year-old grand-daughter let her pet rabbit loose in the yard, while my 2 year-old grandson was trying to climb on a chair, then a table. I had to choose between catching the rabbit before it ran under the fence, or saving my grandson from falling on the concrete terrace. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 14:07:47
OMG, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. LOL!
pissed off mother
on 2016-05-05 13:55:29
OMG, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 13:51:41
OMG, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 13:37:32
OMG, I learned that for the next two months I'll get to train physicians on how to use the computer program that has made my job obsolete. I've known this program was coming for months, but I didn't know it would be taking my job. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 13:35:30
OMG, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. LOL!
on 2016-05-05 11:10:16
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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