OMG, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. LOL!
on 2015-05-27 02:48:41
OMG, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play : "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." LOL!
on 2015-05-27 00:29:07
OMG, my boyfriend was trying to be sexy and rip my thong off. Instead, he succeeded in giving me the worst wedgie of my life. LOL!
Pain in the Ass
on 2015-05-26 23:04:37
OMG, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. LOL!
Real Life Sucks
on 2015-05-26 12:50:24
OMG, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. LOL!
on 2015-05-26 11:40:47
OMG, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." LOL!
on 2015-05-26 11:12:20
OMG, my employer called me a "dick face" for "purposely using three-hole paper" in a report just to "make life difficult" for her. She only buys three-hole paper. LOL!
on 2015-05-26 09:29:14
OMG, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. LOL!
on 2015-05-26 08:18:58
OMG, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. LOL!
on 2015-05-26 02:54:50
OMG, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. LOL!
on 2015-05-26 01:09:06
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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