OMG, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. 6, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2015-10-06 00:18:26
OMG, I finally got a job so I could stop missing out on going out with my friends every weekend. Turns out I work only Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, and there's no way around it. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2015-10-05 23:46:45
OMG, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex in the day and a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. LOL!
Doublescrewed laughing about work on 2015-10-05 20:23:38
OMG, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. LOL!
urbantrashcan laughing about health on 2015-10-05 17:02:36
OMG, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. LOL!
ouch laughing about health on 2015-10-05 15:20:21
OMG, my boyfriend and me were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. LOL!
ph2222 laughing about intimacy on 2015-10-05 13:10:37
OMG, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about animals on 2015-10-05 11:40:40
OMG, I've been in Bali for 12 days. We have done nothing but sit around because my whole family is sick, and they won't let me do anything because it's supposed to be a "family vacation". LOL!
suchagoodholiday laughing about random bullshit on 2015-10-05 05:57:21
OMG, several coworkers think the operation scar on my wrist is really a failed suicide attempt, because I study design and apparently, "Artists are suicidal, right?" LOL!
cocacola999 laughing about work on 2015-10-05 04:31:23
OMG, I went to a group gym lesson. While working on our abs, the coach came through us, touching our stomachs to check we were doing the exercises correctly. When she got to me, she asked, "How many kids have you got then?" I'm 22, and I've got none. LOL!
Mel laughing about health on 2015-10-05 00:21:31