OMG, my mom called and casually let me know me she'd wrecked my iPad after putting in the dryer with my bed sheets. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-24 22:53:00
OMG, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-24 22:48:59
OMG, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2014-10-24 21:32:15
OMG, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-10-24 21:23:31
OMG, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2014-10-24 20:30:16
OMG, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-10-24 16:52:50
OMG, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2014-10-24 15:26:05
OMG, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-24 13:49:16
OMG, while reading 1984 on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. LOL!
anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-24 09:47:07
OMG, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. LOL!
too good laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-24 06:54:01