OMG, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside & run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about animals on 2016-06-29 08:24:21
OMG, y neighbor's asked me to feed their two horses while they go on vacation for a month. I happily agreed. As they were getting in the car to drive off, they added, "Oh, and water the plants!" They have six acres. LOL!
NoGoodDeed laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-29 01:11:59
OMG, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. LOL!
why me laughing about animals on 2016-06-29 00:41:30
OMG, my friend invited me to go on vacation with her and friends, saying we would all share a suite. I booked my flight. The trip is almost here and she now tells me there is no room for me and I have to get my own room. This is the second time she has done this. LOL!
star71075 laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-29 00:17:11
OMG, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. LOL!
Seule laughing about love on 2016-06-29 00:07:36
OMG, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." LOL!
C8H18 laughing about work on 2016-06-28 23:16:58
OMG, for the third day in a row, I have been volunteered to kill and dispose of the bugs entering my apartment. I live with two "manly" men who can't use a flyswatter. LOL!
anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-28 23:11:52
OMG, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-06-28 22:17:41
OMG, I sat in the basement for over an hour because the weather report said there were tornadoes touching down in the area and it would be the safest to take cover. Eventually, I realized I was watching a recorded show. LOL!
meesh meesh laughing about random bullshit on 2016-06-28 20:23:40
OMG, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. LOL!
crybaby laughing about animals on 2016-06-28 13:54:34