OMG, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-02-06 01:28:57
OMG, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-02-06 00:55:12
OMG, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. LOL!
sick of this shit laughing about random bullshit on 2016-02-06 00:04:01
OMG, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-02-05 22:24:02
OMG, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. LOL!
cuntingbitchofawhore laughing about random bullshit on 2016-02-05 22:11:53
OMG, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2016-02-05 21:16:14
OMG, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-02-05 20:34:51
OMG, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. LOL!
myusofwe laughing about intimacy on 2016-02-05 20:33:59
OMG, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. LOL!
Alex laughing about random bullshit on 2016-02-05 17:55:46
OMG, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. LOL!
ReiracsNeve laughing about animals on 2016-02-05 17:51:59