OMG, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. LOL!
on 2015-08-04 15:19:48
OMG, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. LOL!
on 2015-08-04 15:06:18
OMG, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. LOL!
on 2015-08-04 13:02:31
OMG, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. LOL!
on 2015-08-04 09:31:58
OMG, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" LOL!
on 2015-08-04 07:59:37
OMG, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. LOL!
that girl has a beard
on 2015-08-04 03:33:51
OMG, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. LOL!
on 2015-08-04 00:23:41
OMG, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." LOL!
on 2015-08-03 23:26:51
OMG, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. LOL!
on 2015-08-03 22:48:12
OMG, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. LOL!
on 2015-08-03 21:43:35
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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