OMG, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. LOL!
CJune24 laughing about intimacy on 2014-10-22 17:24:29
OMG, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." LOL!
Not so much of a teachers pet laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-22 16:55:01
OMG, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. LOL!
mr_cheese laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-22 16:24:37
OMG, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-22 13:37:00
OMG, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about kids on 2014-10-22 12:09:58
OMG, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-22 11:06:59
OMG, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. LOL!
MouserMan laughing about animals on 2014-10-22 10:47:06
OMG, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. LOL!
Thewatcher laughing about work on 2014-10-22 04:09:26
OMG, I offered "Girls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. LOL!
wthiswrongwithme laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-22 01:42:16
OMG, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. LOL!
HeckIfIKnow laughing about random bullshit on 2014-10-21 23:36:09