OMG, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". LOL!
on 2014-07-29 04:27:07
OMG, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. LOL!
on 2014-07-29 03:58:02
OMG, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 18:09:08
OMG, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 16:47:07
OMG, I had a 5 hours exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 13:34:33
OMG, I almost passed out choking in front of my friends, because I was laughing too hard at my own pathetic joke while eating. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 11:39:00
OMG, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 06:16:21
OMG, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 01:50:06
OMG, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. LOL!
on 2014-07-28 00:36:13
OMG, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." LOL!
on 2014-07-27 22:54:03
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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