OMG, I explained to my boss what clickbait is and why it's bad practice to use it when writing online. After my explanation, she ordered me to go ahead with it, saying it's "exactly what we need". This person is the marketing communications director for a major multinational company. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2016-10-25 07:35:58
OMG, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2016-10-25 04:31:54
OMG, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-25 01:06:20
OMG, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me LOL!
anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-25 00:29:01
OMG, I pissed my pants in fear for the first time. Was I at a spooky haunted house? Nope, I turned a corner and got startled by a parked car. LOL!
JustWashedTheseJeans laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-24 21:05:41
OMG, I got fired from my job. A coworker that strongly dislikes me convinced my boss I took a day off because I was going to a Trump rally. LOL!
uhmwow laughing about work on 2016-10-24 20:50:18
OMG, I had to kick my husband's friend out of our house after a week. He left lights on, played video games all day, ate all of our food and laughed when his son hit my dog. He was only invited over for one dinner. LOL!
NotYourFriend laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-24 15:53:40
OMG, I found out my landlord has bought himself a new boat. He refuses to turn up the heating to save money. I'm freezing. LOL!
Too Many Layers laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-24 14:43:48
OMG, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" LOL!
cheekymonkey97 laughing about intimacy on 2016-10-24 12:48:41
OMG, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. LOL!
2young4birds&bees laughing about random bullshit on 2016-10-24 11:53:49