OMG, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2015-04-24 15:39:39
OMG, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2015-04-24 13:39:04
OMG, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. LOL!
Kira laughing about random bullshit on 2015-04-24 13:09:35
OMG, I complimented a player in a game who protected my ass the whole match. As a joke, I told them to marry me. Turned out the person was a horny 40-something lesbian stalker who spent the next 5 hours sending me pictures and trying to find out where I live. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2015-04-24 12:27:05
OMG, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about health on 2015-04-24 11:18:59
OMG, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. LOL!
someoneneedsassistance laughing about intimacy on 2015-04-24 11:07:15
OMG, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. LOL!
LolaBell laughing about love on 2015-04-24 10:12:06
OMG, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. LOL!
Sexless from Texas laughing about intimacy on 2015-04-24 07:38:51
OMG, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. LOL!
Attacksloth laughing about intimacy on 2015-04-23 18:45:24
OMG, teachers were pulling students out of class to announce valedictorian, salutatorian, and other awards for graduation. I got pulled out of class by one of them, and I got a little excited since I wasn't expecting an award. It was to tell me that my sister was staying after school. LOL!
midnightxshadow laughing about random bullshit on 2015-04-23 18:41:58