OMG, my pregnant wife cried and threw the remote at me because I killed a dog on Call of Duty. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 05:20:02
OMG, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands. And over the Golden Gate Bridge. LOL!
on 2014-03-09 01:08:55
OMG, I've been waiting for a very important document in the mail. It has been two months. I reviewed my application and realized I forgot to put a mailing address down. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 21:15:12
OMG, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." LOL!
on 2014-03-08 18:13:56
OMG, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 16:43:07
OMG, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 15:53:50
OMG, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 15:06:44
OMG, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. LOL!
on 2014-03-08 12:19:58
OMG, , someone decided to replace the air freshener in the bathroom with an air horn. I just alerted the whole office of my smelly dump. LOL!
Attention, I Pooped
on 2014-03-08 12:18:00
OMG, I told my boyfriend I was bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now "there is too much competition". LOL!
on 2014-03-08 04:23:33
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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