OMG, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for work anymore. He said no and went crazy. HR and the police are now involved. LOL!
on 2016-12-02 00:20:08
OMG, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? LOL!
on 2016-12-01 22:54:50
OMG, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 19:44:39
OMG, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 18:38:59
OMG, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 15:30:07
OMG, I wrote a bad review for a pizza place after their pizza gave me food poisoning. Now, they won't stop calling me, begging me to take my review down in exchange for free pizza. I have tried to tell them that I wouldn't eat their pizza again even if I got paid to do so, but they won't listen. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 14:18:35
OMG, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 13:29:32
OMG, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. LOL!
on 2016-12-01 13:22:24
OMG, my family was watching a football game and kept mentioning their team's quarterback's name and, as I'm not a football fan by any means, asked them who this was. My grandma then turned to me and said, "This is why you don't have a boyfriend." LOL!
on 2016-12-01 11:00:45
OMG, I moved states to be with my soulmate in our new condo. It was also the day I took out a neighbor's balcony with my U-Haul. LOL!
crash and burn
on 2016-12-01 04:41:04
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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