OMG, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. LOL!
on 2014-11-25 15:15:35
OMG, I found out the only reason I got my current job is because my mother had an affair with my new boss. LOL!
on 2014-11-25 15:11:24
OMG, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. LOL!
on 2014-11-25 11:14:02
OMG, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. LOL!
on 2014-11-25 11:13:23
OMG, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. LOL!
on 2014-11-25 10:28:28
OMG, I spent a hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. LOL!
on 2014-11-24 23:21:51
OMG, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." LOL!
on 2014-11-24 22:25:47
OMG, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. LOL!
on 2014-11-24 21:17:46
OMG, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. LOL!
on 2014-11-24 14:21:32
OMG, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. LOL!
on 2014-11-24 13:47:50
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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