OMG, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. LOL!
on 2015-01-29 07:56:21
OMG, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. LOL!
on 2015-01-29 05:10:05
OMG, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. LOL!
on 2015-01-29 00:39:13
OMG, a kid knocked on my door and said that he would clean the snow off of my car for $5. I agreed and checked up on him ten minutes later. Not only was he taking off the snow, he was taking off the paint with a scraper, trying to get rid of the ice. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 23:13:39
OMG, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 19:59:01
OMG, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 18:18:48
OMG, instead of taking down the Christmas tree, my sister covered it with Valentine's Day decorations. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 17:35:25
OMG, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 17:20:27
OMG, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 14:28:20
OMG, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. LOL!
on 2015-01-28 10:01:31
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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