OMG, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-23 16:44:56
OMG, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." LOL!
Anonymous laughing about intimacy on 2014-07-23 16:00:31
OMG, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years old and got beat up by a group of 10 year olds. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about kids on 2014-07-23 12:01:49
OMG, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. LOL!
swiggityswooty laughing about love on 2014-07-23 00:09:22
OMG, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2014-07-23 00:04:19
OMG, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" LOL!
Face fucking palm laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-22 23:36:55
OMG, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. LOL!
Inthedumps laughing about work on 2014-07-22 20:51:05
OMG, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-07-22 20:43:23
OMG, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. LOL!
dypshyyt laughing about health on 2014-07-22 19:20:14
OMG, after days of thinking about it, I finally decided to break it off with my girlfriend. As I was about to text her to meet up, she texts me a picture of her getting a tattoo of our anniversary date. LOL!
Kyzilla123 laughing about love on 2014-07-22 18:28:21