OMG, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leucemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, 'Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for.' LOL!
Lily laughing about health on 2015-09-02 06:09:32
OMG, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2015-09-02 05:20:58
OMG, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. LOL!
Anonyme laughing about love on 2015-09-02 00:21:16
OMG, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." LOL!
KenzoBVB laughing about health on 2015-09-01 23:55:38
OMG, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. LOL!
texasbest laughing about work on 2015-09-01 22:39:47
OMG, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. LOL!
NotBuyingATractor laughing about random bullshit on 2015-09-01 22:26:21
OMG, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. LOL!
really? laughing about random bullshit on 2015-09-01 15:43:25
OMG, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2015-09-01 13:02:24
OMG, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. LOL!
RiceCrispyTreats laughing about random bullshit on 2015-09-01 12:46:30
OMG, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. LOL!
Not a programmer yet laughing about work on 2015-09-01 11:30:53