OMG, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-12-21 03:51:30
OMG, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. LOL!
gunnerette laughing about love on 2014-12-21 03:30:32
OMG, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. LOL!
paparoach laughing about kids on 2014-12-21 02:59:03
OMG, as I was saying bye to my girlfriend, I said "see ya later, alligator." She took offense because she thought I called her ugly. LOL!
sexualpopcorn laughing about love on 2014-12-20 22:37:49
OMG, I had to find simple words to explain to the idiot I was tutoring that "1/4" is not of a greater value than "1/3" just because the denominator is bigger. LOL!
Mightaswelltutordogs laughing about kids on 2014-12-20 20:16:15
OMG, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. LOL!
financially_wreckd laughing about money on 2014-12-20 19:53:36
OMG, my 7-year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of the supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" LOL!
Anonymous laughing about kids on 2014-12-20 17:42:52
OMG, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". LOL!
KalaKa laughing about love on 2014-12-20 15:45:47
OMG, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about money on 2014-12-20 15:00:39
OMG, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about random bullshit on 2014-12-20 09:41:35