OMG, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside & run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. LOL!
on 2016-06-29 08:24:21
OMG, y neighbor's asked me to feed their two horses while they go on vacation for a month. I happily agreed. As they were getting in the car to drive off, they added, "Oh, and water the plants!" They have six acres. LOL!
on 2016-06-29 01:11:59
OMG, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. LOL!
on 2016-06-29 00:41:30
OMG, my friend invited me to go on vacation with her and friends, saying we would all share a suite. I booked my flight. The trip is almost here and she now tells me there is no room for me and I have to get my own room. This is the second time she has done this. LOL!
on 2016-06-29 00:17:11
OMG, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. LOL!
on 2016-06-29 00:07:36
OMG, my supervisor gave me a grand introduction as I met the CEO for the first time. He introduced me as, "Employee number zero." LOL!
on 2016-06-28 23:16:58
OMG, for the third day in a row, I have been volunteered to kill and dispose of the bugs entering my apartment. I live with two "manly" men who can't use a flyswatter. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 23:11:52
OMG, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 22:17:41
OMG, I sat in the basement for over an hour because the weather report said there were tornadoes touching down in the area and it would be the safest to take cover. Eventually, I realized I was watching a recorded show. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 20:23:40
OMG, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. LOL!
on 2016-06-28 13:54:34
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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