OMG, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. LOL!
wrecked laughing about health on 2015-05-27 02:48:41
OMG, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play : "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." LOL!
FMLintheanus laughing about animals on 2015-05-27 00:29:07
OMG, my boyfriend was trying to be sexy and rip my thong off. Instead, he succeeded in giving me the worst wedgie of my life. LOL!
Pain in the Ass laughing about intimacy on 2015-05-26 23:04:37
OMG, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. LOL!
Real Life Sucks laughing about money on 2015-05-26 12:50:24
OMG, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. LOL!
shitty shit laughing about intimacy on 2015-05-26 11:40:47
OMG, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2015-05-26 11:12:20
OMG, my employer called me a "dick face" for "purposely using three-hole paper" in a report just to "make life difficult" for her. She only buys three-hole paper. LOL!
dickfaceiguess laughing about intimacy on 2015-05-26 09:29:14
OMG, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about love on 2015-05-26 08:18:58
OMG, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. LOL!
stupid laughing about money on 2015-05-26 02:54:50
OMG, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. LOL!
meh laughing about random bullshit on 2015-05-26 01:09:06