OMG, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 11:27:49
OMG, my 3-year-old son said to me, 'Fuck a duck, Daddy.' I have no idea where he heard this. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 09:29:53
OMG, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 09:12:10
OMG, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 05:51:16
OMG, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 05:50:14
OMG, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 04:38:37
OMG, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 04:17:10
OMG, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 02:58:11
OMG, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. LOL!
on 2015-03-27 01:31:27
OMG, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. LOL!
on 2015-03-26 23:28:18
OMGmyLOL! - always seeing the funny side -
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