OMG, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. LOL!
whydoihavecats laughing about animals on 2015-08-04 15:19:48
OMG, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. LOL!
ksa laughing about work on 2015-08-04 15:06:18
OMG, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. LOL!
Mmorgan771 laughing about work on 2015-08-04 13:02:31
OMG, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. LOL!
Anonymous laughing about work on 2015-08-04 09:31:58
OMG, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" LOL!
elizio laughing about random bullshit on 2015-08-04 07:59:37
OMG, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. LOL!
that girl has a beard laughing about love on 2015-08-04 03:33:51
OMG, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. LOL!
MomStayOutOfTheCar laughing about random bullshit on 2015-08-04 00:23:41
OMG, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." LOL!
18emikot laughing about random bullshit on 2015-08-03 23:26:51
OMG, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. LOL!
eventer1919 laughing about work on 2015-08-03 22:48:12
OMG, I also needed to add, "Does not currently live in a psychiatric hospital, after being declared 'Not criminally responsible for a crime'" to my list of qualities that I want in a man. LOL!
whyyyyyme laughing about love on 2015-08-03 21:43:35